You Can't Kill Stephen King (2013)

Director
Ronnie Khalil

Main cast
Monroe Mann; Ronnie Khalil; Crystal Arnette; Kayle Blogna; Kate Costello

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
A group of friends visit a lake where horror author Stephen King lives, and start getting killed off one at a time.


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