McDick (2014)

Director
Chris McDonnell

Main cast
Chris McDonnell; Mo Collins; Peter Breitmayer; Danny Trejo; Amanda Conlon

Genres
Comedy

Description
When the world's worst cop is fired he becomes the world's worst private detective. For reasons unknown he finds himself the target of every criminal in town. He must overcome his incompetence and several character defects to solve the case and save his life.


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