The Closet (2001)

Director
Francis Veber

Main cast
Daniel Auteuil; Gérard Depardieu; Thierry Lhermitte; Michèle Laroque; Michel Aumont

Genres
Comedy

Description
A man spreads the rumor of his fake homosexuality with the aid of his neighbor, to prevent his imminent firing at his work.


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