What Would Bear Do? (2013)

Director
Josh Folan; Fritz Brekeller

Main cast
Molly Fahey; Josh Folan; Graci Carli

Genres
Comedy, Adventure

Description
Two ill-prepared slacker buddies head into the wilderness hoping their documented exploits catch the eye of their reality television survival idol, Bear. They should have left their girlfriends at home.


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