Keith Lemon: The Film (2012)

Director
Paul Angunawela

Main cast
Leigh Francis; Kelly Brook; Holly Willoughby; Kevin Bishop

Genres
Comedy

Description
With dreams of becoming a successful entrepreneur just like his beloved Richard Branson, Lemon bids farewell to his hometown of Leeds and heads for the capital. When he becomes an overnight billionaire, it seems everything is going his way, but it's not long before he discovers that life can be just as cruel as it is kind.


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