Almost Italian (2013)

Director
Remy van Heugten

Main cast
Najib Amhali; Elise Schaap

Genres
Romance, Comedy

Description
An Italian car salesman wants to impress the woman of his dreams, but he gets entangled in his own web of lies.


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