Hellaware (2013)
Director
Michael M. Bilandic
Main cast
Keith Poulson; Sophia Takal; Kate Lyn Sheil; Brent Butler
Genres
Comedy
Description
Aspiring but less than ambitious photographer Nate clumsily navigates the New York City art world in a post-grad haze, waiting for his breakthrough project to fall into his lap. During a drug-fueled wormhole through the annals of YouTube, Nate discovers his next subjects when an arbitrary click lands him on a crude music video by the Young Torture Killazâan Insane Clown Posse knock-off group of jaded Delaware teens with a lot to scream aboutâand the inspiration (and exploitation) flows
Michael M. Bilandic
Main cast
Keith Poulson; Sophia Takal; Kate Lyn Sheil; Brent Butler
Genres
Comedy
Description
Aspiring but less than ambitious photographer Nate clumsily navigates the New York City art world in a post-grad haze, waiting for his breakthrough project to fall into his lap. During a drug-fueled wormhole through the annals of YouTube, Nate discovers his next subjects when an arbitrary click lands him on a crude music video by the Young Torture Killazâan Insane Clown Posse knock-off group of jaded Delaware teens with a lot to scream aboutâand the inspiration (and exploitation) flows
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