Jay and Silent Bob Get Old: Tea Bagging in the UK (2012)

Director


Main cast
Kevin Smith; Jason Mewes

Genres
Comedy

Description
The hilarious duo Jay & Silent Bob are back. Film icons Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes made history and fans all over the world with the characters Jay & Silent Bob from the movies Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back and Clerks 2. Now fans can see them live on stage in 3 sold out venues in the UK during their 2012 tour.


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