Denis (2013)

Director
Lionel Bailliu

Main cast
Fabrice Eboué; Jean-Paul Rouve; Audrey Dana; Sara Giraudeau; Simon Astier

Genres
Comedy

Description
Twice Vincent thinks he has found the woman of his life. Twice his ideal woman left him for the same man: Denis. Now Vincent is pursuing a happy love affair with Anna, but he fears that history is about to repeat itself. He tries to understand his adversary. Just what is it about him that makes him so irresistible to the opposite sex - his taste in gaudy shirts or the fact that he teaches wrestling as if it were a philosophy?


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