F**k New York (2013)

Director
Kirk White

Main cast
Melanie Ashley; Shalyah Evans; David Harrell; Jeffrey H. Johns

Genres
Drama, Comedy

Description
On his last day in the big city, a disillusioned actor tries to make peace with never making it big.


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