Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)

Director
Chris LaMartina

Main cast
David Phillip Carollo; Melissa O'Brien; Nicolette le Faye; Dave Gamble; Helenmary Ball

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
When a virginal artist falls in love with a call girl, she turns out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he must stop an ancient cult from summoning their god and destroying mankind.


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