American Ultra (2015)
Director
Nima Nourizadeh
Main cast
Jesse Eisenberg; Kristen Stewart; Connie Britton; Topher Grace; Walton Goggins
Genres
Comedy, Action
Description
American Ultra is a fast-paced action comedy about Mike, a seemingly hapless and unmotivated stoner whose small-town life with his live-in girlfriend, Phoebe, is suddenly turned upside down. Unbeknownst to him, Mike is actually a highly trained, lethal sleeper agent. In the blink of an eye, as his secret past comes back to haunt him, Mike is thrust into the middle of a deadly government operation and is forced to summon his inner action-hero in order to survive.
Nima Nourizadeh
Main cast
Jesse Eisenberg; Kristen Stewart; Connie Britton; Topher Grace; Walton Goggins
Genres
Comedy, Action
Description
American Ultra is a fast-paced action comedy about Mike, a seemingly hapless and unmotivated stoner whose small-town life with his live-in girlfriend, Phoebe, is suddenly turned upside down. Unbeknownst to him, Mike is actually a highly trained, lethal sleeper agent. In the blink of an eye, as his secret past comes back to haunt him, Mike is thrust into the middle of a deadly government operation and is forced to summon his inner action-hero in order to survive.
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