Ripped (2017)
Director
Brad Epstein
Main cast
Alex Meneses; Faizon Love; Russell Peters; Rebecca Chulew; Stephanie Drapeau
Genres
Comedy
Description
Two free-spirited stoners find themselves catapulted into 2016 after smoking some top secret pot created by the CIA in 1986. With 30 years of their lives lost, these now balding and overweight friends use their uncomplicated enthusiasm to get their lives back on track and figure out the modern world.
Brad Epstein
Main cast
Alex Meneses; Faizon Love; Russell Peters; Rebecca Chulew; Stephanie Drapeau
Genres
Comedy
Description
Two free-spirited stoners find themselves catapulted into 2016 after smoking some top secret pot created by the CIA in 1986. With 30 years of their lives lost, these now balding and overweight friends use their uncomplicated enthusiasm to get their lives back on track and figure out the modern world.
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