Don't Fuck in the Woods (2016)

Director
Shawn Burkett

Main cast
Josh Miller; Brittany Blanton; Nadia White; Dave Parker; Roman Jossart

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
A group of friends are going on a camping trip to celebrate graduating college. But once they enter the woods, the proverbial shit starts to hit the fan.


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