Blood Shot (2013)

Director
Dietrich Johnston

Main cast
Deke Anderson; Anthony Batarse; Salman Bokhari; Brad Dourif; Troy Brenna

Genres
Action, Comedy, Horror

Description
Based on the award winning short film, Blood Shot is the story of a cop named Rip whose life falls apart as he chases a terminator-like vampire, who happens to be a hitman for the CIA. They must join forces to stop a terrorist cell before its too late, battling through obstacles such as a harem, giant eunuch, demon-genie, and even explosive midgets.


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