The Brand New Testament (2015)

Director
Jaco Van Dormael

Main cast
Pili Groyne; Benoît Poelvoorde; Yolande Moreau; Catherine Deneuve; François Damiens

Genres
Fantasy, Comedy

Description
God lives in Brussels. On earth though, God is a coward, with pathetical morals and being odious with his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...


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