God Is Brazilian (2003)

Director
Carlos Diegues

Main cast
Antônio Fagundes; Wagner Moura; Paloma Duarte; Bruce Gomlevsky; Stepan Nercessian

Genres
Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy

Description
God decides to take a vacation - but, first, He has to find a saint who can rule the universe while He's away. For that, He goes to Brazil's northeast, where He believes there's a very good man for the job - but, during His mission, He becomes friend of a very smart young man.


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