ABCs of Superheroes (2015)

Director
Jens Holzheuer; Oliver Tietgen

Main cast
Bai Ling; Uwe Boll

Genres
Comedy, Action

Description
ABCs of Superheroes brings you not only one or two or five, but no less than twenty-six of the most heroic and outrageous Superheroes and Supervillains of all time. From the Almighty Ape to the fabulous Zee-Men, this anthology feature film will have you laughing and screaming for more. The ultimate experience in Superpower!


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