Che vuoi che sia (2016)

Director
Edoardo Leo

Main cast
Anna Foglietta; Rocco Papaleo; Marina Massironi; Pierpaolo Spollon; Giampiero Judica

Genres
Comedy

Description
A young man challenges the web to offer money for a sex tape of him and his girlfriend to finance his work and finally be able to afford having a child. Is it really wrong to sell our own intimacy in order to be able to afford making our dreams come true?


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