Honeymoon Academy (1990)

Director
Gene Quintano

Main cast
Kim Cattrall; Robert Hays; Leigh Taylor-Young; Jonathan Banks; Christopher Lee

Genres
Drama, Comedy

Description
A honeymooning couple become entangled in a plot to recover plates for counterfeiting US dollars. SHE thinks she's just retired from a government 'dirty jobs' department, but her superiors have other ideas. HE thinks she's a retired travel agent. Set in Spain, there's a constant flow of visual jokes, mainly at the expense of a group of incompetent thieves who are in hot pursuit of the plates. Many of the jokes are predictable, but there's enough to keep almost everyone amused.


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