Kummeli Stories (1995)

Director
Matti Grönberg

Main cast
Heikki Hela; Timo Kahilainen; Heikki Silvennoinen; Mari Turunen; Heikki Vihinen

Genres
Comedy

Description
The war between Luxembourg and Finland sets the outline to a set of comedic stories about a rally team, gay couple's fishing trip, two hoodlums' last school days in the spring and a haunted hotel among others.


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