Ernest Goes to Africa (1997)

Director
John R. Cherry III

Main cast
Jim Varney; Linda Kash; Jamie Bartlett; Claire Marshall; Frank Opperman

Genres
Comedy, Family

Description
The title says it all. There's a mix up involving stolen diamonds which Ernest has (naturally) made into a yo-yo and given to his would be girlfriend, Rene. But Rene wants a man of action, and doesn't think that Ernest fits the bill. After the bad guys come looking for the stolen diamonds and kidnap Rene, all of her fantasies come true as Ernest has to go to Africa to rescue her.


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