Så til søs (1933)
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Eight medical students on a ski trip to Norway discover that Hitler's horrors live on when they come face to face with a battalion of zombie Nazi soldiers intent on devouring anyone unfortunate enough to wander into the remote mountains where they were once sent to die.
Hitler no longer believes in himself, and can barely see himself as an equal to even his sheep dog. But to seize the helm of the war he would have to create one of his famous fiery speeches to mobilize the masses. Goebbels therefore brings a Jewish acting teacher Grünbaum and his family from the camps in order to train the leader in rhetoric. Grünbaum is torn, but starts Hitler in his therapy ...
Stan and Ollie deceive their wives into thinking they are taking a medicinal cruise when they are really going to a convention.
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A group of teenagers set out to fulfill the meaning of their lives. They meet by chance, become friends, and fall in love.
Den här gången är Jönssonligan verkligen illa ute. Charles-Ingvar Jönsson, "Sickan" kallad, har dragit sig tillbaka. Vanheden och Dynamit-Harry är lämnade åt sig själva. Polisen jublar förstås, men Jönssonligan avskriver man inte så lätt! De är tillbaka... Fräckare!... Roligare!... tidigare! Denna gång anförda av den genialiske doktor M.A. Busé - och målet är Romanoffs diamant som nu ställs ut på Nationalmuseum i Stockholm...
Den store barnedåpen (English: The great christening) is a 1931 Norwegian comedy film directed by Tancred Ibsen, starring Einar Sissener, Aase Bye and Agnete Schibsted-Hansson. It was the first feature-length Norwegian sound film. The lacklustre Harald (Sissener) is taken in by Alvilde (Bye), and charged with looking after her bastard child. It soon dawns on both of them that Harald has more potential than previously assumed.
This film tells the tale of the Harper Affair, in which young Jimmy Harper finds his life of promise turn into a life of debauchery and murder thanks to the new drug menace marijuana. Along the way he receives help from his girlfriend Mary and Jesus himself, but always finds himself in the arms of the Reefer Man and the rest of the denizens of the Reefer Den.
Folkekomedie frit bygget over den danske opfinder og flypionér Jacob Christian Ellehammers karriere. Man følger Ellehammer, hans tro assistent Pehtersen og hans tålmodige kone i kamp mod kreditorer og almindelig latterliggørelse, indtil Ellehammer d. 12. september 1906 som den første i Europa får en flyvemakine på vingerne på øen Lindholm.
En ung smuk pige (Annemette Svendsen) ankommer til Krogerød kro på mols, og chokerer kroejeren (Ib Schønberg) ved at fortælle ham at han er hendes far... Samtidig er kroen ved at miste sin spiritusbevilling, og derved er dens eksistens truet. Kroejeren fortæller pigen at, både ham og hans kammerat fra soldater tiden har betalt børnepenge til hende, da ingen vidste hvem af dem der var hendes rigtige far. Soldater kammeraten er nu ejeren af den lokale mølle... Nu er der lagt op til underholdning for familien i denne klassiske danske charmerende film
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A fairy tale love-story about pre-med student Paige who falls in love with a Danish Prince "Eddie" who refused to follow the traditions of his parents and has come to the US to quench his thirst for rebellion. Paige and Edward come from two different worlds, but there is an undeniable attraction between them.
It Takes Hard Work, Discipline And Commitment To Get Through Med School. But Joe's Never Done Anything By The Book. Matthew Modine stars as Joe Slovak, a brilliant first-year med student whose casual, nonconforming approach to life gets tested when he enrolls in Gross Anatomy, the toughest course in med school.
Den siste Fleksnes (English: The last Fleksnes) is a 1974 Norwegian comedy film directed by Bo Hermansson, starring Rolv Wesenlund and Aud Schønemann. The film is based on the television sitcom Fleksnes Fataliteter.Marve Fleksnes (Wesenlund) lives a comfortable life with his mother (Schønemann), but misses a woman in his life. He is afraid he might become the last Fleksnes. His mother enrols him in a charm school, where he excels. At the same time, a young lady moves into the apartment across the hall.
PÃ¥ et pensionat i den indre by bor Flora - en frisk Københavnerpige med en brændende drøm: Hun vil være journalist. Akkompagneret af høj grammofonmusik klaprer skrivemaskinen til langt ud pÃ¥ natten. Men det er ikke nemt at sælge historier til den travle presse, og Flora har kun Ãn sidste idÃ, der kan sikre huslejen: Et interview med skibsreder Olivarius, der har købt en kostbar kinesisk statuette. Men intet bliver, som Flora forventer, og snart er hun pÃ¥ jagt efter en dramatisk røverihistorie og - ikke mindst - forelsket i den formodede tyv!
Den Spanske Flue (The Spanish Fly) is a situation comedy-farce, set in the home of businessman Ludvik Klinke in 1915s Christiania. Struggling to keep his hag of a wife happy, while trying to secure his daughter a nice husband, things are about to get a whole lot worse when a fling from his past turns up on his doorstep. But who is this young lad, who calls him dad?
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Hele Danmarks forrygende lille Bertram er her igen for fuld udblæsning. Hans mor har inviteret tante Gyda fra landet - og far har inviteret onkel Georg, der er âudeâ i øjeblikket. Bertram koncentrerer sig om malerkunsten, hvorfor der p.t. er ro i hjemmet. En dag tager onkel Georg børnene med pÃ¥ Glyptoteket, hvor far er kustode. Bertram tager sit maleri med, hvilket bliver skæbnesvangert. En international bande er i færd med at stjæle et kostbart maleri, som de fÃ¥r byttet med Bertrams mesterværk. Søsteren Winni tages som gidsel og nu kommer der drøn pÃ¥! Især da Bertram sætter sig ved rattet i kæmpespeedbÃ¥den. Det hele slutter under store tumulter i Tivoli. Danmarks frækkeste og dejligste unger har slÃ¥et til igen.
Hele familien skal på skiferie i Norge, da far brækker benet. Derfor tager onkel Erik af sted med de fem ældste børn. På færgen møder Amalie skiinstruktøren Dan og onkel Erik bliver meget søsyg. Det viser sig far har lejet en meget lille utæt hytte, men Jan og Michael får det ordnet så de flytter ind i en stor suite. Det viser sig at den er udlejet til fru Flinth og hendes veninder og hun laver meget vrøvl. Familien smides ud, men igen ordner Jan og Michael situationen. De påstår at Erik Lund er en berømt sanger. Erik har travlt med at passe på Amalie, men da hun opdager Dans luskeri med en anden pige får hun drengene til at hjælpe sig. I mellemtiden får Erik også tid til at stå på skøjter sammen med fru Flint.
Los Flamencos is a comedy about death. Starring Herwig Illegems, Peter Van den Eede and Mark Verstraeten.
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Det lille lokaltog kommer møjsommeligt tøffende ind på Torslev station. Stationsforstanderen står iført tøfler på perronen og venter på toget. Da det standser, viser det sig, at der er en eneste passager med. En yngre fremmedartet, elegant klædt mand stiger ned på perronen med et par kufferter med en masse flotte mærker fra fremmede lande. Manden hedder Nelson. For mange år siden drog han udenlands. Nu vender han hjem for at se, hvordan det står til i hans fødeby.
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Juraj, a Slovak artist living in Prague, takes stock in hus life, realizing that his days pass without purpose. He lives a carefree life. But now he has to choose between two women, between the city and the country, and between creative work and craftsmanship. He has a passion for art but he also has to make a living. Through his relationships with close people, he grows aware of his position and this knowledge helps him to live a more fulfilling and better life.
The Backlund family is going on a caravanning holiday. According to the father Gösta it is the best way to see Sweden. The son Johan does not want to do anything but bathing and the daugther Lotta don't even want to come along. You get to see the Backlunds in resturants, beaches and caravan sites. Gösta likes to rule his family but it does not go very well.
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Da far ved et uheld ikke kommer med flyet, ender Blop, Pusle, Jan, Michael og Amalie alene i Ãgypten. De stÃ¥r pludselig i Cairos lufthavn med en hjemsendelsestrussel hængende over hovedet. Gode rÃ¥d er dyre. Men ved skæbnens gunst (eller ugunst) var Fru Flinth ogsÃ¥ med samme fly. Udsigten til at de 5 børn alligevel ikke skal opleve den bade-ferie, de har glædet sig til i mÃ¥neder, bliver for meget for Fru Flinth. HÃ¥rdt presset af børnene og omstændighederne pÃ¥tager hun sig modvilligt ansvaret for at passe pÃ¥ dem en uges tid, men pÃ¥ den betingelse at børnene vil deltage i Fru Flinths Kunst og Kultur ferie frem for deres planlagte badeferie. Og sÃ¥ kan det nok være, at børnene skal til at være kreative for at lokke Fru Flinth ud pÃ¥ nye løjer frem for pÃ¥ museumsbesøg.
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This castle has its own ghost - a mysterious White lady. She emerges from the painting on the wall when someone speaks out magic formula. White lady is good ghost, she can make someone's wishes true. Even if it is a new duct. But a miracle is not the thing that Communist leaders want in the town.
Almost 30 years has passed and Gösta and Gun are retired. This summer they're going on a trip to their sons wedding in Göstas new RV.
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Two guys bought a car and travelled through the country untill they met a lonely girl on the road. So they begin to travel together having so much fun. And there is another guy who has a better car and who is looking for the girl because he is her lover, he is her first one. What is going on inside of this girl? Nobody knows, until the end.
Med showet "Propaganda" vendte Mick Ãgendahl i 2010 tilbage til sine foretrukne omgivelser - en scene, en mikrofon og et publikum. Mere end 100 udsolgte shows taler deres eget sprog! Med Mick Ãgendahl i absolut storform er der garanti for fantastisk underholdning. OgsÃ¥ selv om emnerne er sÃ¥ forskellige som rengøringsprodukter, parforhold, Karen Blixen, gratisaviser, biler, teenageekspedienter og meget, meget mere... Mick Ãgendahl er en af landets absolut mest populære komikere og med dette show beviser han igen hvorfor. For Mick er der ingen emner, der er for smÃ¥ til at blive taget under behandling - og ingen der er for store.
HoÅká komedie režiséra OndÅeje Trojana ObÄanský průkaz na motivy stejnojmenné knihy Petra Å abacha sleduje osudy ÄtveÅice dospÃvajÃcÃch mladÃků, jejich pÅátel, lásek a rodiÄů od okamžiku, kdy v patnácti letech dostanou obÄanský průkaz, až do chvÃle, kdy se v osmnácti snažà uniknout vojnÄ a pokouÅ¡ejà se zÃskat modrou knÞku.
Sylvia Stickles runs a convenience store with her husband and mother-in-law. One day, Sylvia is hit on the head and transforms from an uptight prude to a sex-crazed lunatic. As she goes on a rampage through town, Sylvia attracts the attention of Ray Ray, a sexual healer and tow truck driver in search of the world's greatest orgasm. Their sexual revolution, however, causes a class war in their tiny Baltimore community.
A countess fleeing her husband mistakes a count for her hairdresser at a Monte Carlo casino.
Phil and Ellen Gayley have been divorced for a year, and their 8-year old daughter, Flip, is very unhappy that her parents are not together. Flip starts a correspondence with a marine, sending a picture of her beautiful mother as the author of Flip's flirtatious letters. When the marine shows up to meet his pen pal, Ellen takes the opportunity to make her ex-husband jealous.
Filmen er en fortsættelse af Hold fingrene fra mor.
Dansk folkekomedie fra 1951. Berthe Quistgaard og Helge Kjærulff-Schmidt har hovedrollerne i dette dejlige kærlighedsspil. Lulu Vänner
står for at skulle gifte sig for fjerde gang. Hun er mor til fire med tre forskellige mænd, men måske er fjerde gang lykkens gang. Selvom
børnene godt kan lide Lulus tilkommende, John Carstensen, er de ikke vilde med tanken om giftermål.
Baptista, a rich Paduan merchant, announces that his fair young daughter, Bianca, will remain unwed until her older sister, Katharina, a hellish shrew, has wed. Lucentio, a student and the son of a wealthy Pisan merchant, has fallen in love with Bianca. He poses as a tutor of music and poetry to gain entrance to the Baptista household and to be near Bianca. Meanwhile, Petruchio, a fortune-hunting scoundrel from Verona, arrives in Padua, hoping to capture a wealthy wife. Hortensio, another suitor of Bianca, directs Petruchio's attention to Katharina. When Hortensio warns him about Katharina's scolding tongue and fiery temper, Petruchio is challenged and resolves to capture her love. Hortensio and another suitor of Bianca, Gremio, agree to cover Petruchio's costs as he pursues Katharina.
After Yu's mother dies his father, a priest, only seems to take solace in the confessions of his sons sins causing Yu to partake in various 'sinful' activities to appease him. This is a teen love story as only the Japanese could bring us, complete with up-skirt photography, cross dressing, and bloody gore.
Reality movie of a few days in the life of a Czechoslovak teenager when he starts work.
The Magnificent Seven Deadly Sins is a 1971 British comedy film directed and produced by Graham Stark. Its title is a conflation of The Magnificent Seven and the seven deadly sins. It comprises a sequence of seven sketches, each representing a sin and written by an array of British comedy-writing talent. The sketches are linked by animation sequences. The music score is by British jazz musician Roy Budd, cinematography by Harvey Harrison and editing by Rod Nelson-Keys and Roy Piper. It was produced by Tigon Pictures and distributed in the U.K. by Tigon Film Distributors Ltd..
Sedam I Po is a Serbian movie. Seven stories from the hood that connects the leitmotif of the seven deadly sins, in a comic way of treating everyday life if Belgrade people, possessed by it's own small weaknesses. Tthey do not hesitate to go beyond the moral, since each of them understands morality in their own way. The story of the seven deadly sins, however, is not moralizing - it reveals that in spite of sin and errors there is a moment of purification and redemption of the hero. Their lives are not sinful in the Christian sense, their weaknesses are consequence of the times we live in. Pride, in despair, sloth, envy, anger, greed, debauchery and intemperance in eating and drinking - to include a biblical sin, but in modern times would be almost absurd in the context of a much bigger and worse problems of civilization. Therefore, the scenario calls for constant laughter - master your fears and problems, laugh at myself in it; it is a way of overcoming his own pain.
After the lord of darkness decides he will not cede his thrown to any of his three sons, the two most powerful of them escape to Earth to create a kingdom for themselves. This action closes the portal filtering sinful souls to Hell and causes Satan to wither away. He must send his most weak but beloved son, Little Nicky, to Earth to return his brothers to Hell.
The story revolves around a Basque Roman Catholic priest dedicated to committing as many sins as possible (Angulo), a death metal salesman from Carabanchel (Segura), and the Italian host of a TV show on the occult (De Razza). These go on a literal "trip" through Christmas-time Madrid to hunt for and prevent the reincarnation of the Antichrist.
America's three top leisure-time activities come roaring to life in National Lampoon's Favorite Deadly Sins. This film consists of three short stories: Greed (Joe Mantegna), Anger (Andrew Clay) and Lust (Denis Leary).
Familiefilm om den hyggelige danske familie Krumborg. Far (Dick Kaysø) er sløjdlærer og skolens klovn, mor (Karen Lis Mynster) er børnepædagog og hele tiden under videreuddannelse. Der er en oprørsk teenagedatter (Line Kruse) og en baby (Lukas Forchammer), men historien handler især om den elleveårige Mads (Laus Høybye), kaldet Krumme, der er ulykkeligt forelsket, uden at familien mærker det. Da familien er træt af balladen i det betonbyggeri, hvor den har en lejlighed, beslutter den at købe et gammelt hus, selvom der dårligt er råd til det. To klodsede bankrøvere (Peter Schrøder & Jarl Friis-Mikkelsen) har imidlertid skjult deres bytte i huset
As Sister Mary delivers a lecture on sin and its consequences, she's interrupted by several of her former students, who have little positive to say about how a Catholic education has impacted their lives.
The mystery begins when Shaggy and Scooby win tickets to "WrestleMania" and convince the crew to go with them to WWE City. But this city harbors a spooky secret - a ghastly Ghost Bear holds the town in his terrifying grip! To protect the coveted WWE Championship Title, the gang gets help from WWE Superstars like John Cena, Triple H, Sin Cara, Brodus Clay, AJ Lee, The Miz and Kane. Watch Scooby and the gang grapple with solving this case before it's too late.
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