Birthday Girl (2001)

Director
Jez Butterworth

Main cast
Nicole Kidman; Ben Chaplin; Vincent Cassel; Mathieu Kassovitz; Kate Lynn Evans

Genres
Comedy, Thriller, Crime

Description
A shy bank clerk orders a Russian mail order bride, and finds his life turned upside down.


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