The Guru (2002)

Director
Daisy von Scherler Mayer

Main cast
Jimi Mistry; Heather Graham; Marisa Tomei; Michael McKean; Dash Mihok

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
Bored with Bollywood movies but fascinated with their Hollywood counterparts from his youth, Ram dreams to become a singer and actor in America, the country where dreams are made. He is encouraged when his American-based close friend, Vijay Rao, comes for visit, and brags about driving a Mercedes and living in a penthouse.


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