The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

Director
Jonathan Lynn

Main cast
Bruce Willis; Matthew Perry; Rosanna Arquette; Michael Clarke Duncan; Kevin Pollak

Genres
Comedy, Crime

Description
A mobster named Jimmy the Tulip agrees to cooperate with an FBI investigation in order to stay out of prison; he's relocated by the authorities to a life of suburban anonymity as part of a witness protection program. It's not long before a couple of his new neighbors figure out his true identity and come knocking to see if he'd be up for one more hit, suburban style.


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