The Big White (2005)
Director
Mark Mylod
Main cast
Robin Williams; Holly Hunter; Tim Blake Nelson; W. Earl Brown; Woody Harrelson
Genres
Comedy, Crime, Drama
Description
To remedy his financial problems, a travel agent has his eye on a frozen corpse, which just happens to be sought after by two hitmen.
Mark Mylod
Main cast
Robin Williams; Holly Hunter; Tim Blake Nelson; W. Earl Brown; Woody Harrelson
Genres
Comedy, Crime, Drama
Description
To remedy his financial problems, a travel agent has his eye on a frozen corpse, which just happens to be sought after by two hitmen.
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