Complete Guide to Guys (2005)

Director
Jeff Arch

Main cast
Mark Wells; Drew Seeley; Dave Barry; Megan West; Tammy Dahlstrom

Genres
Comedy

Description
Based on Dave Barry's book, the Complete guide to guys follows guyness from prehistoroc times, to current times and explains many of the mysteries we wonder. Like why do guys leave the toilet seat up, and why won't they ask for directions?


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