The Girl Who Shagged Me (2005)

Director
Thomas J. Moose

Main cast
Anoushka; Frank Bowdler; Erin Brown; Rob Taylor; Mark Standley

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
A British secret service agent tracks down a lunatic doctor whom has stolen the frozen body of a dormant cave woman from a determined archaeologist.


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