Holy Business (2010)

Director
Maciej Wojtyszko

Main cast
Adam Woronowicz; Piotr Adamczyk; Dorota Landowska; Patricia Kazadi; Mariusz Bonaszewski

Genres
Comedy

Description
A movie about a couple of semi-estranged brothers who at first feel they've been screwed by their father having the gall to die, leaving the bulk of his estate to the church. Only to then learn that they've been willed a car that may have been owned by the pope.


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