The Pope Must Die (1991)

Director
Peter Richardson

Main cast
Robbie Coltrane; Beverly D'Angelo; Alex Rocco; Adrian Edmondson; Paul Bartel

Genres
Comedy

Description
A less-than-qualified and far-from-perfect priest is mistakenly named the new pope. As the pontiff, he must deal with Vatican corruption, the Mob and the reappearance of his old lover.


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