Ils étaient neuf célibataires (1939)

Director
Sacha Guitry

Main cast
Max Dearly; Elvire Popesco; Victor Boucher; Sacha Guitry; Saturnin Fabre

Genres
Comedy

Description
Nine Bachelors is a 1939 French comedy film directed by Sacha Guitry and starring Guitry, Max Dearly and Elvire Popesco.[1] An opportunist dreams up a new scheme to make money when the French government passes a law forbidding foreigners from living in France. It's French title is Ils étaient neuf célibataires.


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