Cats on a Pedal Boat (2011)

Director
Nadav Hollander; Yuval Mendelson

Main cast
Michael Moshonov; Dana Frider; Shmuel Vilozni; Michael Hanegbi; Gidi Gov

Genres
Horror, Comedy, Fantasy

Description
Not the sort of film we usually see coming from Israel, this teen horror-comedy is a loving tribute to American films of the 80s. Mili and Noam are high-school students who intend to celebrate their six-month anniversary by losing their virginity. What begins as an innocent pedal boat ride full of raging hormones, becomes a struggle against monstrous cats out for blood. This self-parodying low, low budget, independently produced feature is filled with surprises as well as hilarious oddball charm.


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