Svengali (2013)

Director
John Hardwick

Main cast
Jonny Owen; Vicky McClure; Martin Freeman; Maxine Peake; Michael Socha

Genres
Comedy

Description
Svengali tells the story of Dixie (Jonny Owen), a postman from South Wales, and a music fanatic. All his life he’s dreamed of discovering a great band and then one day, trawling through YouTube, he finds them… ‘The Premature Congratulations’. He hunts them down and offers them his management services. They are young, arrogant, sexy and utterly magnificent. Putting their demo on a cassette tape, Dixie heads out onto the streets of London…


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