Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)

Director
Crispian Mills

Main cast
Finn Cole; Michael Sheen; Simon Pegg; Asa Butterfield; Nick Frost

Genres
Horror, Comedy

Description
Don Wallace, a student at the boarding school Slaughterhouse, faces the arcane rules of the establishment when a new threat emerges and the tenants of the school engage in a bloody battle for survival.


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