Knights of Badassdom (2013)
Director
Joe Lynch
Main cast
Peter Dinklage; Ryan Kwanten; Summer Glau; Steve Zahn; Margarita Levieva
Genres
Adventure, Fantasy, Horror, Comedy
Description
Three best friends and dedicated roleplayers take to the woods to reenact a dungeons and dragons-like scenario as a live action role-playing game. Trouble arises when a prop spellbook purchased from the internet ends up being a genuine grimoire and they unwittingly conjure up a blood-lusting succubus from hell.
Joe Lynch
Main cast
Peter Dinklage; Ryan Kwanten; Summer Glau; Steve Zahn; Margarita Levieva
Genres
Adventure, Fantasy, Horror, Comedy
Description
Three best friends and dedicated roleplayers take to the woods to reenact a dungeons and dragons-like scenario as a live action role-playing game. Trouble arises when a prop spellbook purchased from the internet ends up being a genuine grimoire and they unwittingly conjure up a blood-lusting succubus from hell.
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