The Perfect Woman (1949)

Director
Bernard Knowles

Main cast
Patricia Roc; Stanley Holloway; Nigel Patrick; Miles Malleson; Irene Handl

Genres
Comedy, Sci-Fi

Description
In need of cash, Roger Cavendish and his valet take a job escorting the perfect woman for a night on the town. She is in fact the robotic creation of Professor Belman, but it turns out rather to be the Professor's niece Penelope doing a pretty good imitation of the perfect Olga who winds up with them in the bridal suite at the Hotel Splendide.


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