The Plank (1967)

Director
Eric Sykes

Main cast
Tommy Cooper; Eric Sykes; Jimmy Edwards; Roy Castle; Graham Stark

Genres
Comedy

Description
Classic short British comedy, full of stars, about two workmen delivering planks to a building site. This is done with music and a sort of "wordless dialogue" which consists of a few mumbled sounds to convey the appropriate emotion.


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