Les arpenteurs (1972)

Director
Michel Soutter

Main cast
Jean-Luc Bideau; Michel Cassagne; Jacques Denis; Marie Dubois; Armen Godel

Genres
Comedy

Description
A lazy surveyor is thwarted by two women whose houses he is surveying for destruction to make way for a park. In another realm of the story, a man is given a hat by another man, who asks him to give his fiancé a gift. However, he mistakenly gives the gift to another girl entirely, and makes love to her.


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