Giovannona Long-Thigh (1973)

Director
Sergio Martino

Main cast
Edwige Fenech; Pippo Franco; Gigi Ballista; Riccardo Garrone; Sandro Merli

Genres
Comedy

Description
Legendary director Sergio Martino takes the helm for this sexploitation classic concerning the scandal that erupts when the panicked head of a high-profile cheese production company hires a beautiful prostitute to seduce an unsuspecting Cabinet member. Edwige Fenech and Pippo Franco star in a bawdy comedy classic that's as sexy as it is hilarious.


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