The Missionary (1982)

Director
Richard Loncraine

Main cast
Michael Palin; Maggie Smith; Trevor Howard; David Suchet; Timothy Spall

Genres
Comedy, Foreign

Description
In 1905, after 10 years of missionary work in Africa, the Rev. Charles Fortesque is recalled to England, where his bishop gives him his new assignment - to minister to London's prostitutes


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