The Ups and Downs of a Handyman (1976)

Director
John Sealey

Main cast
Barry Stokes; Gay Soper; Bob Todd; Sue Lloyd; Chic Murray

Genres
Comedy

Description
A young handyman and his wife move to a small village and set up business. There, the handyman encounters numerous strange characters, including a local constable more inept than a squad car full of Keystone Kops; an elderly magistrate whose primary passion is spanking young women; a schoolmistress with a closetful of kinks; and more predatory housewives than the young man can handle.


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