The Wizard of Speed and Time (1989)

Director
Mike Jittlov

Main cast
Mike Jittlov

Genres
Comedy, Music, Sci-Fi

Description
A Hollywood filmmaker (Mike Jittlov) makes a short for an evil film studio. Unbeknownest to him, the producer has placed a bet of $25,000 that he won't come up with anything with a use. Luckily, our film creator gets the help of his friends.


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