Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986)

Director
Mike Marvin

Main cast
Leigh McCloskey; Dick Butkus; Randi Brooks; Chuck McCann; Jack Blessing

Genres
Comedy

Description
Russell has been expelled from several schools for lewd, crude and nude conduct. Busterburger University is his last chance at education and satisfying his disappointed parents


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