We're Talkin' Serious Money (1992)

Director
James Lemmo

Main cast
Dennis Farina; Leo Rossi; Fran Drescher; Lou Bonacki; Robert Costanzo

Genres
Crime, Comedy

Description
A couple of bumbling con men go on the lam when they can't repay a loan from the mob.


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