Kung Fu Rascals (1992)

Director
Steve Wang

Main cast
Steve Wang; Troy Fromin; Johnnie Saiko; Les Claypool

Genres
Comedy, Action

Description
In the tradition of Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan and the Three Stooges comes this wildly funny action comedy from director Steve Wang. When chased by mutated monsters, crafty ninjas and a 300 foot tall stone god, the bumbling heroes battle against the powers of darkness in search of "The Power Most Big".


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