Hunting Venus (1999)

Director
Martin Clunes

Main cast
Martin Clunes; Neil Morrissey; Jane Horrocks; Esther Coles; Mark Williams

Genres
Comedy

Description
Former pop-star turned con artist Simon Delancey is kidnapped by two fans of his eighties band the Venus Hunters, and blackmailed to re-form the band for one final show.


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