Kung Fu Contra as Bonecas (1975)

Director
Adriano Stuart

Main cast
Dionísio Azevedo; Mauricio do Valle; Nadir Fernandes; Edgard Franco; Adriano Stuart

Genres
Comedy

Description
'Bruce' goes to head with bandits who are terrorising and murdering villagers.


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