Pasty Faces (2000)

Director
David Paul Baker

Main cast
David Paul Baker; Gary Cross; Chloe Annett; Martin McGreechin; Jessica Hughes

Genres
Crime, Comedy

Description
Unemployed Glaswegian thespians Mickey and Joe decide to quit Scotland and make a fresh start for themselves in Los Angeles. But their arrival in the US doesn't bring any change to their fortunes, and after a failed attempt to find acting work in Tinseltown, the unlucky twosome end up in Las Vegas, where they lose all their money at the gaming tables. When they are then approached by a gangster who suggests that they rob a local casino, the hapless Scots think they must be due a change in their fortunes and decide to give it a try.


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