Crackerjack (2002)

Director
Paul Moloney

Main cast
Mick Molloy; Bill Hunter; Frank Wilson; Monica Maughan; John Clarke

Genres
Comedy

Description
When dwindling membership and increasing overheads makes a local bowling club and prime candidate for a takeover, it's all hands on deck to save the club, in what turns into an epic battle where young meets old, greed meets good and people rise to the occasion in extraordinary circumstances.


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